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Burka Shennigans

Burka Shennigans

So the Parliamentary Burka ban has finally been reversed. How strange, I thought we were facing a matter of national security, how do we know who is behind that veil and how do we know they’re not carrying guns, knives, or suicide vests? Well the speaker of the House, Ms Bronwyn Bishop, and the Senate President Stephen Parry, both felt the risk was to great to ignore, so they directed anyone wearing a burka to sit in a glassed off...

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Reality TV, Anything But…

Reality TV, Anything But…

Another season or Australian Big Brother has started. Hooray hooray, let this day be heralded throughout the land as the day that… errr… oh damn, I lost my train of thought. Building a system capable of maintaining itself a VMI supply Chain in more important  that ever. Building a system capable of maintaining itself is such a difficult task that will requiere only the best software and professionals out there. Reality TV is...

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Teenage girls are ruining my life.

Teenage girls are ruining my life.

I often like to sit and watch the news so I can keep up with what’s happening in the world. Sometimes I learn something educational and sometimes I want to put my head in a blender and switch it to Frappe. If you have a business you probably need the help of a web design agency in Boise to get more customer to your business. This is one of those times. The Australian Government has decided to save binge drinking teenage girls by...

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A Tale of Two Twits

As Australia stumbles headlong into another election the plight of the Federal Liberals seems to go from bad to worse. With an opinion rating lower than Lindy Chamberlain in the early eighties, John “Don’t ask me, I’m just the Prime Minister” Howard is currently wondering if it’s just him, or does the Australian public hate all Liberals. It’s a dark time indeed for poor Johnny. He has a country to run...

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At last, a new minority to pick on.

Of course I am talking about that race of people that no one likes. They’re filthy, disgusting throwbacks to a bygone era. The sooner they’re eradicated from the face of the earth the better it will be for all of us right thinking folk. No it’s not the rebirth of Eugenics, it’s the new found sport of smoker bashing. That’s right, it’s fun for all the family. Come one, come all and join in the bigotry...

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Save the World for just $99.95

Save the World for just $99.95

What a wonderful world we live in, the sun is shining, thebirds are chirping and EVERYONE IS GOING TO DIE!!! God I love environmentalists. Their happy warm thoughts and views about how we’re all going to fry to a crisp, if we don’t drown first. And to that end we have Live Earth, brought to you by the King of all that is warm and glowy, Al “Dude, where’s my Presidency?” Gore. Yes you to can join the growing...

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I have a guitar and I must whinge.

The better half and I (yes, I have a better half. I know that’s hard to believe considering how good the original half is but there you go) decided to go to the local Karaoke bar last Friday night. Now for us this is what’s classified as a good night out. A few drinks, some good music plus some not so good music and some god awful music thrown in to make you appreciate how good the other stuff really is. While we were relaxing...

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